allfrogsarefriends:

kataramov:

allfrogsarefriends:

you know whats a scam? carpets.

you want soft ground? go to a peat bog.

you get it!!!

wormspeddler:

umbralpyro:

popokko:

perfect outfit idea

Full set bonus.

@pasadenabuzzbomb

ginger-ale-official:

Just finished replacing all the windows in my car with intricately crafted stained glass that shatters every time I hit a pothole

courtneyhammett:

swarnpert:

internetdumpsterfires:

Family Feuds

not trashy

The daughter’s right

gabrieldreyfuss:

Sephora line hack!

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

everything about whats been happening to elon musk has been getting increasingly and exponentially funnier and i only wonder what the crescendo will be

at this point im waiting for that shitty car he shot into space to get caught in earths gravity well and squish him like a looney tunes character because that seems to be where this is heading

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

todays mood: the giant knitted rabbit laying on a hillside in italy thats only there for hikers to rest on it and observe & to slowly decay

the transformation is almost complete

socpens:

me when i find out a game has object physics

phillip-bankss:

ko-fi request: “PLEASE draw Hollywood Hulk Hogan sweating and looking at his hand where someone wrote dont be racist”

officialmitski:

when the loneliness kicks in

GREAT News!

slumbermancer:

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

ultradracula:

powerjock:

ultradracula:

Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes

gimme an example of a funny crime

seavapor:

idlu:

wait a second im sexy

me when I cycle from depressed to manic